Floaters... yes floaters

I know that I'm getting a bit out there with the subject of this post, but there are some things in life that you just have to bring up in a public forum to confirm if these things are an issue for others or if potentially I am alone in my sad, disgusting floater world.

For those of you who don’t know I work in an office building, it’s quite a normal office building and there is a communal toilet in the landing on my floor. I, as does any other person in the world, occasionally use the communal toilet during the average working day, and I don’t know if this is weird or not but I have a preferred toilet, first on the left I prefer to use that one. I’m not precious about it or anything, if someone is in there I am quite happy to use another toilet, all I am saying is that given the choice of 4 empty cubicles I will choose that one on the left.

Recently though I have begun to suspect that someone else also favors this cubicle and that perhaps they have begun some sick kind of vendetta to force me to change my preferred cubicle. On many separate situations I have entered my favored cubicle only to visibly recoil at the sight of a floater, yep that’s right a floater. It’s bad enough having to share an office with other people but to be visibly exposed to their fecal matter takes everything to another level. To be totally honest this whole experienced has really taken the joy away from my favored cubicle on the left, now I dart into the cubicle with a bit of fear hoping that when I look into the bowl that there is no floater. I don’t know about other people but I can’t go in a floater situation and I move onto another cubicle. Perhaps I should make some attempt to flush the floater so another fellow worker is not exposed to this horrible situation but once I’ve seen that floater I’m out of there and there is no going back. I think the only solution is to move to another cubicle, however I am in fear, what if I move to this cubicle and then the floater attack begins again – will I spend my entire life being attacked by floaters… who knows…I hope not that’s for sure!