What the...?

I've been having a lot of fun recently looking into fun games to play at Nic's hen's night. After some deliberation we've decided to actually have the hen's party at my house, mainly because guys in Melbourne sometimes seem to go a bit funny when they see a bunch of girls dressed up for a hen's party, and we had some other ideas in mind anyway.

So, I've been looking at a couple of games that we will play on the night, funny things that will make us laugh - sometimes things come up and I wonder if I'll be getting a call from the IT guy at work asking what I'm up to visiting some of the sites I've been redirected too, but anyway it's all fun.

I came across this site the other day, it had a few good ideas and then down the bottom things began to go a little strange... Perhaps it's easier just to paste it below so you can have a look!


Hens Party Practical jokes

1) Water Shots- When the Hen is a little buzzed, give her the best placebo of allÂ…a water shot. The psychology of people is very interesting since when one thinks they are receiving alcohol, no matter how weak, they will start acting even more drunk. The best way to disguise the water is to give her a diet coke chaser, telling her the alcohol is really strong and to chase it down with another non-alcoholic drink before she can taste the 100 proof shot!

2) Cling Wrap The Toilet Seat- Afavoritee and very easy to do. Just place some Cling Wrap around the bowl. Make sure it is tight so you canÂ’t see the wrinkles from the plastic. Place the seat down and turn off the lights. Some unexpected girl will get back-splash!

3) Jelly Up Seats and Knobs- One of the easiest tricks to do. Place Lubricant, Toothpaste, Deep Heat or Vaseline under doorknobs and on toilet seats in a nice thin coat so the girls get a surprise on contact.

4) The Buck Has Arrived! One of the best jokes is to place a blow up doll in the HenÂ’s bed and tell her that while she was out, her man came to surprise her. I have seen this happen before and seeing the HenÂ’s reaction is one of the most memorable moments I will ever have about the trip, before and after she realizes its only a man full of hot air!

5) Early Wake Up Calls- Nobody likes early morning wake up calls after a night of partying, which is why this is perfect for the girls staying in other hotel rooms. Just make sure they donÂ’t know it is you!

6) Make ‘Em Change Colours While Sleeping- The great thing about Cool-Aid is when you place it in its powder form on a drunk girl’s bed before she is about to pass out, she will wake up either red (cherry flavour) or purple (grape flavour) since the powder soaks into the pours and temporarily colours the skin for the morning.

7) Drunk and Tattooed – One of the funniest tricks is to place high quality temporary tattoos on passed out girls so in the morning they are surprised by the scorpion or star design on their shoulder, tummy or thigh.

8) Clown Make-up- When a girl passes out, have a ball with the make-up bags everyone has. The most fun way is to paint her fingernails a different colour and lipstick her face in clown attire. Make sure to get a snapshot for the photo album.

9) Hair Full Of Powder- There is nothing like watching a girl turning on her hair dryer and get a cloud full of baby powder. Simply place a small amount of powder in the dryer (be very careful how much you place in there so it does not short out the dryer) and watch her freak when the button goes on.

10) Suds for All- Nothing is like a toilet bubble bath. Place a generous amount of detergent in the back of the toilet (tub). After a few flushes, you are surly to witness something out of the Brady Bunch when Bobby placed too much suds in the washing machine.

11) 2 Sizes 2 Small- When the Hen is not around, place much smaller pairs of undies in her bag and let her become confused on what happened to her own pairs. Watch her try to put the others on. It may even be funny to replace her undies with sexy costume undies that she will have to wear for the rest of the party!

12) Panties and Bras In The Icebox- Wake the Hen up in the morning by having all her bras and panties spend the night in the room freezer. This is the true meaning of fridged!

I don't know about anyone else but suddenly I began to think, am I organising a hen's party or a 'I hate you' party - who are these people. I don't know anyone who would think hey how wonderful my best friend has asked me to be her maid of honour and stand up next to her at her wedding, I know as a thank you I'll put glad wrap on the toilet seat so she gets wee all over herself. Who are these freaks of society.... Where are theyfrightenedrightend that these people exist!